life? What life? TV lesbians are my life

asmilinggoddess:

prettyflyforabow-tie:

asmilinggoddess:

ok but one day tony is like “how the fuck do you afford things. you’re captain america you dont have a goddamned day job.” and steve just looks at him “tony, my bank account has been gathering interest since the forties. im fuckin loaded.”

I’d assumed his account would have been frozen

that is the best comment anyone has added to this post and i want to personally thank you for that

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professorfangirl:

wibblywobblyspookywooky:

pocketangels:

an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar

they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love

plot twist: together they create the most dramatically intricate and visually compelling pieces of cinema the world has ever seen and make a cultural milestone and also a billion dollars

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frickyeah-attractivepeople:

i remember even just a year ago, i’d see pictures all the time of people with captions saying “i’m ugly” and stuff like that

but now, just about every day on my dash, it’s gotten to be like a thing where people will say “my hair looked super cute today” or “i’ve been feeling so body positive lately”

how awesome is that

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Anonymous said: What's your relationship status?

dlubes:

thewookiee2:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

carolingponds:

frankietastic:

juilan:

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

are you satan

are you god

are we humans

Or are we dancer

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azaeliabanks:

Nicki Minaj for Dazed’s A/W 2014 issue.

OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE LOOKS STUNNING

(Source: ricki-minaj, via unicyclehippo)

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

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mamalaz:

Harry Potter - The trio’s first screen test

(Rupert’s head in the second gif omg)

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hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

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blazedclone:

This is how you do character development. THIS right fucking here. This shows how much she has grown to love each and every one of her sisters. This show is everything a show should be.

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queen-of-dork:

iosonopreso:

pea-gravel:

secondlina:

"Nope", the anime.

Based on that hilarious text post.

I would watch this.

I would watch the hell out of this.

I don’t even watch anime but this is fantastic

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