I could tell you I had a life before but why lie

tentacletherapissed:

pinkeliphant:

hisuidaze:

fatwink:

Ok everybody…..I have this great new idea for a blockbuster movie series…..picture this…..dystopian future…….and teenagers…….

oh and to spice it up
heterosexual couples

yes but consider this: A LOVE TRIANGLE oh man guys we’re gonna make so much money

But, stay with me here… What if they were all… WHITE?

(via bartofdarkness)

terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(Source: terufrying, via loveisloveimhuman)

lulz-time:

This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: colossalbeltloop, via shipper648)

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

(Source: nosherlock, via pizza)

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

(Source: basedpidgeot, via queer-kid)

Pulled pork nachos #yeslawd

Pulled pork nachos #yeslawd

karmaamys:

FALLS IN LOVE WITH RITA VOLK SO QUICKLY AND EASILY 

lipstick-lesbian:

cametofindyou:

when you both make out and then she pushes you down gently on the bed so you have nowhere to escape from her kisses

♀♡♀

lipstick-lesbian:

cametofindyou:

when you both make out and then she pushes you down gently on the bed so you have nowhere to escape from her kisses

♀♡♀

(via anh62950)

Those two together, they’re gold.

(Source: bloodydifficult, via anh62950)

chase-me-charlie:

craigslisthorses:

-submitted by toxicwolfy
that is one thick baby

I want him though.

chase-me-charlie:

craigslisthorses:

-submitted by toxicwolfy

that is one thick baby

I want him though.

(via anh62950)

chiba-saori:

chiba-saori:

insearchofbread:

how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?

gluten tag

i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement 

(via anh62950)

ratherdielaughing:

Parenting, you’re doing it right.

image

(Source: schbatsky, via anh62950)

mountain-sadist:

finding-peace-w1thin:


Skull in a salt lake

Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!

It looks like I’m actually there

mountain-sadist:

finding-peace-w1thin:

Skull in a salt lake

Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!

It looks like I’m actually there

(Source: osteo-princess, via anh62950)